When my boyfriend doesn\'t want to watch Bravo
When I decide to chime in during a meeting at work
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Listen to Up & Coming Composer Johann Sebastian...
perezhamilton: We seriously can’t get enough!!!! German composer Johann Sebastian Bach has been living in Weimar composing the shiz out of some AMAZEBALL pieces. The one we are most obsessed with is Toccata and Fugue in D minor, BWV 565, a spooky organ piece that chills us to the bone!! Listen to it HERE!!!!! Listen to it HERE!!!!! Listen to it HERE!!!!! Listen to it HERE!!!!!
When I try to talk to my boyfriend while he\'s...
collegehumor: Top 40 Athletes Cursing The best athletes use their aggression to take over a game, or come back from behind, or play through the pain. So here’s forty times when that aggression came out of their mouths, on camera, and the broadcasters tried to act like it never happened.
Meta-A and the A of Absolutes by Jay Wright
I write my God in blue. I run my gods upstream on flimsy rafts. I bathe my goddesses in foam, in moonlight. I take my reasons from my mother’s snuff breath, or from an old woman, sitting with a lemonade, at twilight, on the desert’s steps. Brown by day and black by night, my God has wings that open to no reason. He scutters from the touch of old men’s eyes, scutters from...
A Message from the Wanderer by William E. Stafford
Today outside your prison I stand and rattle my walking stick: Prisoners, listen; you have relatives outside. And there are thousands of ways to escape. Years ago I bent my skill to keep my cell locked, had chains smuggled to me in pies, and shouted my plans to jailers; but always new plans occured to me, or the new heavy locks bent hinges off, or some stupid jailer would forget and leave the...
The Hat City after Men Stopped Wearing Hats, by...
At the inauguration no one wore hats, not even the poet whose hair the wind shaped into a fin. We sat at the kitchen table trying to figure out how we would make a living now that the river no longer flowed carrot-orange to the Sound. We used to tell the children that its fish wore fedoras and suffered from mercury shakes, twitching, lurching, losing scales as we would hair. Every street used to...
X Minus X, by Kenneth Fearing
Even when your friend, the radio, is still; even when her dream, the magazine, is finished; even when his life, the ticker, is silent; even when their destiny, the boulevard, is bare; And after that paradise, the dance-hall, is closed; after that theater, the clinic, is dark, Still there will be your desire, and hers, and his hopes and theirs, Your laughter, their laughter, Your curse and his...
Greatest Hits by Mystery Jets: awesome Song,...